You can thank me and my marketing.

No hard feelings, just make sure youre on time.

I make Barry clean my nose every morning. He sticks his head in each of my nostrils and eats all of my snot and dry boogers. That's also his breakfast. If he leaves boogers hanging in there I punish him by not having sex with him.

Where's the podcast laugh out loud?

I wonder too, laugh out loud.